will: I'm doper than the pope, higher than a frequent flyer, pass this joint around help me set the world on fire, if you feelin shitty, just suck on a titty, life ain't all that bad, don't think of the shit that you could have had, just enjoy the present and eat the broiled pheasant
me: i can do better
will: do it
me:i'm flyer than fly, fucking ready to die, got my .45, gonna blow your shit to the sky; i'm fucking doper than dope, my shit can tear out the pope, and if you think you can dance,you think you got a chance, i swear to god i'll kill you right where you lie; you get your ass up, bitch, i got my hands off, bitch, i'll fucking smoke you like you need a fucking tampon, bitch
will: you win
....that was....
ReplyDeleteAMAZING!?
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I should be impressed at how cool it is you guys can just take that off on a split second...or disgusted at how white you really are...
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ReplyDelete"Son getchya hand outa yo pants, giving the monkey a dance? You think I didn't see the way you left that toss up to chance? You ain't no pink-cheeked patrician, you got no squirmin' politician, now son you better add em up cause I'm a freakin mathmetician, and you know you don't got what it takes to stare me down today, cause son you know I'm gonna take you all the way you freakin flamin gay."
ReplyDelete-Written under 8 minutes. Pretty sure I win.
uh, 8 minutes? you have NO FLOW. the entire purpose of freestyle is to come up with it on the spot. literally, on the spot. i write my poetry in under 8 minutes. but freestyle? you don't write it; you rap it as it comes. also, you don't win. your rhymes are too forced
ReplyDeleteWHAT?!?! Look at YOUR rhymes! Dope, pope, shitty, titty, PRESENT, PHEASANT?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteANd I actually think it has good rhythm. Maybe you're rapping it wrong.
THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS WILL. MY RHYMES WERE GOOD
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